Jerusalem Chai Kids Members, send us the funniest conversations from your family, and we'll post them on the site!

Send to jerusalemchaikids@gmail.com with your first name and where you live. 

 

"My school backpack is really heavy." - Yehuda

"Why? Do you have rocks in it?" - Aba

"No, I already took those out." - Yehuda

 

 

 

"The world is full of fun things to do, but when you are bored, you can't think of them." - Zohar

 

 

 

"Do you know what she did? She came up to me and tore up the picture  I was working on for a very long time. What was in the picture? Well, it said 'beware of Zohar,' but that's besides the point." - Sara

 

 

"I can't clean the house in all this mess!" - Dina

 

"It says in Masechet Avot that he who has never held a full bottle of ketchup,

has never known real simcha in his life." -  Yehuda

"I thought it was something about the Beit HaMikdash." - Sara

"No, it was ketchup." - Yehuda

 

 

"Yehuda, you got all 100s on your report card? There's usually only one kid in the class like that, so make sure you don't switch classes." - David

 

 

 

 

"Ima, Ima wake up!" - Zohar

"Why?" - Ima

"I dropped my toys down the stairs. It made a big noise, and you forgot to say 'shh.'" - Zohar

 

 

 

"Socks need to match?" - Anonymous

 

Ima - "I was looking for something in your closet, and I noticed it's a bit messy."

Sara - "Right, well, that's my 'messy closet.' One is my 'neat closet,' and the other is the 'messy one.'"

Ima - "In that case, it looks great."